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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Use of all the drugs, soliciting prostitutes, & weapons charge for everything from machineguns to nuclear weapons.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Crushing the enemies of my beloved Emperor. Ending the lives of mutants, heretics, and aliens, one ship at a time.

The emperor protects, heretic.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Um.... Maybe building a house and moving the landscaping without a permit? (Animal crossing)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Animal Homicide (Hundreds of cases) and Cockfighting

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I'm wanted for 700$ dead or alive for robbery, murder, assault, tresspassing and accidentaly crashing into people with my horse

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Catching them all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

War crimes! (Battlefield 1)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Illegally chopping trees, killing animals, accidentally exploding 3 cats, exploiting caves for resources illegally, murder of a person (multiple times), carrying weapons

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Unlawful tampering with the timeline and a couple counts of deicide. (Last Epoch)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Trying to prevent fires in Shoshone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Fighting with flying robots who are protecting supposedly scarce and valuable resources that are in fact not worth a dime, restore after a few minutes and are only needed for quests

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

For hacking every server in the world and making quadrillions

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It wasn't me! It was an unfortunate manure explosion!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Assult with attempted murder. Pondering the orb. Casting spells. (We love them) (YOMI Hustle)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Shooting small Mancunians in the face with an over-powered stapler.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Pushing a goblin off a roof.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

To be honest, I'm not sure, maybe trespassing or maybe tax evasion if the player is a citizen of some country?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Building colourful skyscrapers next to each other in a tiny city grid, until they combine and fly into the sky. I dunno, reverse 9/11?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Probably something among the lines of water runoff and cleaning chemicals in said water (Powerwashing Simulator)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Saving the planet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Dunno if genocides are punished in hell. I dont think theres someone in there to arrest me anyway

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