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Throwing darts at balloons

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

Stopping some guys who are Definitely Not Team Rocket from harassing and capturing some creatures that are Definitely Not Pokemon.

Driving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.

I don't know... Majonging?

Blackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.

I beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio

Either terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer

Throwing bombs from my go-cart at other people on go-carts does sound rather reckless!

Destruction of the afterlife but not the trademarked one the one inside Arasaka NC HQ.

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".

For robot crimes. I beat the shit out of a flaming puppet working in a smelter area.

Walking without a torch in Rattay at night

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

Building factories on planets I am not supposed to be on

Animal abuse

Building a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

A wee bit of terrorism

Illegal construction (Minecraft)

Delivering pizzas (Death Stranding)

Assault, rape and public indecency on the very last game I played.

Before such particular game, I'd be arrested for animal cruelty, illegal possession of unregistered firearms, murder, trespassing, drug fabrication, violation of every architectural/engineering rule/standard, building without a permit on land I don't own, slavery and human trafficking.

Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?

Necromancy

I feel like answering this might put me on a watchlist

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

Constructing a wood and stone platform in a void world without a permit. Surely that's only worth a fine and a warning.

I may also have stabbed one or two uh, dozen, orcs in my dark room.

Murdering cultists and monsters while traveling through time, all while trying to save reality from the void. Hopefully the Hague will give me a pass on all the murder, even if it doesn't exist in my timeline.

Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)

Cheating at Poker

Abuse of hypertube technology to make cannons