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Uhh... Modded Minecraft... Idk lol

Killing huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.

I control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.

Traspassing with a car thru an exclusion zone.

Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)

Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.

Dead Space

Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another, I’d rather not choose at all.

If killing monsters for coin is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.

Blowing up a shark

Carrying a prop gun to shoot myself and summon demons.

Preventing the destruction of the planet by smashing robots

Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf

Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?

Being distracted by a live stream while cutting people off, speeding, running red lights and ignoring police roadblocks while driving a lorry from Spain through the UK to France

... what crime are you getting arrested for?

all of them

Yeeting a fusion reactor into a space dumpster (Hardspace Ship breaker)

The last game I played was Persona 3, so.... attempted suicide?

jumbling up a normal deck of cards with a tarot deck and slowly sorting it out myself while counting

(Balatro)

Building without a permit.

Opening a gate to"the abyss" because I'm tired of doing menial task.

Killing zombies to keep the world safe for democracy

Funny enough the characters go to jail at the end for knowing too much so uh... Fuck...

Punching coins into people. Shooting coins. Throwing coins everywhere. Lots of coin based violence.

Either saving the universe from Twitter, or doing a silly dance, depending on the hour.

speeding in super tux kart

Trafficking rare animals, and of course cockfighting.

Helping depressed people? Sounds about right

Traveling with my 7 friends in order to stop the rise of a dark god.

freecell is a card game and it's not even the gambling type... wtf do I do now???

Impersonating a cultist with conspiracy to commit mass murder. (Of the cultists)

It's okay though, we're adventurers!

Baldur's Gate 3

Graffiti, murder, and other squid related activities

Speeding (STK)

World of Tanks, seems legal enough honestly. Maybe destruction of property as I like to knock over trees for fun?

Excessive use of portable mini nukes?

Delivering packages, and running away from creeps trying to steal my packages.