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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Meandering about and pestering people with questions while having an internal dialogue with personified concepts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I'll be locked up for massacring an army of undead, monkeys, dragons, elementals, and more - all to the thrumming beat of my own heart.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Debt because of gambling (Balatro)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Space piracy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

The Queen's impatience.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Casting area-of-effect spells recklessly

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[–] Ziomster44 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

lol

~~Arrested~~ Placed into a mental institution* for the psychopathic / sociopathic actions that boiled down to killing everyone and everything, everywhere, using every weapon accessible. They were all evil.

I am the Postal dude.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Making thumbnail images

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I've been playing payday 2.. the list is far too long to say it all

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Wiring some logic gates?

GameTuring complete

I mean, a pupil got arrested once for building a clock from scratch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Defending a log cabin from monstrous cannibals with my friends on a remote island we explore with highly unsafe electric monowheels.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Doing some dodgy PMC incursions into a chaotic ex-Russian territory feels a bit too close to a real life situation. So I guess I'm getting arrested for looting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm not getting arrested. The cops will be converted to my religion, and I'll make them have sex in tents to create eggs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Same. We can always sacrifice them for a faith boost if they keep asking questions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Building an army of futuristic battle robots and an artillery cannon and shooting a likewise enemy army to smithereens

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

@nifty Building a base on an uninhabited planet without a permit.

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