this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

Anon needs a fucking doctor. I'm pretty sure after even like two weeks your colon becomes impacted so much as to not be able to naturally clear, much more and you start risking blockages so severe that they back up into the stomach and come out the other end, which is Super Super Bad.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (3 children)

No way this is real. He'd be carrying around dozens of kilograms of digested food with him at this point.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Are you saying he's.... full of shit?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Yes. One way or another.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Is it possible anon has subsisted on IVs this long?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Possible with anorexia and bulimia though.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Posted on Valentine's Day no less

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Anon need laxative, lots of it.....

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I once went 4 days without shitting at first it was very much disturbing but after 2 days it was normal as hell in the end i had to force myself to shit as the temptation never came .

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago
[–] Jolteon 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If someone was on a pure liquid diet, is it even possible? I don't think it is.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I’d imagine that on a liquid diet, depending on the ingredients, there’d be some amount of waste that’d get passed to the bowels. This is just conjecture on my part, though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

There's that old case of a fat dude who got fed intravenously by doctors and took vitamins and water for a whole year to lose weight. Iirc he only shit like twice. He said it took him a while to get over the feeling of being hungry.