this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago (3 children)

They’re using the Middle-Out system

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

The most efficient way to jack off a large auditorium full of men.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

It is unprofessional to get your middle out!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

That makes so much more sense than

Evolive (evolve?)

Laugh

Learn

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

hgualeaen, evilove

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Learn backwards. Love upside down. Live vertically. Laugh

Words to live by

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I've been living vertically for awhile but I'm hoping it's not always going to be a downward spiral the whole way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

You've been doing great! As opposed to death, when you'll be very much horizontal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

It gets steeper

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The three most important things in life

Learn Laugh Olive

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Like have you had olives? Mmmmm.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

All are quite Evol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

I first read evolve and thought it's about pokemon

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

This would be so awesome if the letters were on a big rotating disk though!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Is this gaelic?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

e v o l i v e

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I like how there's "evil" in that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

And evolive, whatever the fuck that means.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

evolive nraelaugh, sounds like the child of an (even more than usually) out of touch billionaire

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Or a Lovecraftian nightmare god.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

learn evil, love laugh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Or this dubreddit always shows up only when I’m high

CAN’T HANDLE THIS🫵

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

EVOLIVE

NRAELAUGH