The resignations of the heads of the FSB, Ministry of Internal Affairs and other agencies after a terrible terrorist attack? Who will dismiss them, if they already have other plans! With such an inactive security system, they will most likely be rewarded for detaining these Tajiks from ISIS, who, by the way, probably just happened to get into this story.
As for the terrorists themselves, the difference between execution and life imprisonment for society is really minimal. After all, basically, our society only wants to show its civility, right? So perhaps the death penalty was meant for other categories of "citizens" such as "traitors and traitors".
Meanwhile, while ordinary Russians are being sent to Ukraine for slaughter en masse, Gazprom decided to keep up and increased the remuneration of its top management by as much as 48%! Yes, what a wonderful contribution to public welfare.
The ChatGPT neural network gave its exclusive opinion on the question "When will Russia be good?": "It's already been good." Yeah, sure, why wouldn't it be, right?
And what's up with all those security forces? 4.5 million trained and equipped people, and still locksmith Vasya from the village of Kukuyevo must go to fight with "fascists". And why do we need so many law enforcers if they are going to sit on the taxpayers' necks?
Finally, if the video of the terrorist attack in Crocus doesn't show the fire alarm system working, it just means that it wasn't working, right? I'm sure the treasury thieves' security guarantor will find some clever excuse for that.
And yes, the detained car mechanics and car wash workers are, of course, already happily cooperating with the investigation. After all, we have such honest citizens here in Russia!