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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

i like to create ten different checkouts of main, rebase them all slightly differently and then no fast forward merge them all back into each other

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I know how to use git pull, git push, git commit, git status and git add *. I don't even know how git commit and git push works I just know you run them in that order. Whenever I break everything I give up and go outside.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

do it often. you may end up with 150 conflicts to have to wade through.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I like the idea of it and there were times i used it correctly, but most of the time i do it wrong i guess.

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