This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
It is interesting how the fakest of things can offer such insight into their creator. This nothing of a human is so desperate for validation about the wasted hours they have spent editing a poorly drawn frog for the uncaring half laugh of strangers, that they invented a scenario where someone could show any interest. So detached from the world they can't imagine anyone that would care enough to talk to them, so they project interest onto the therapist they pay to speak with.
I prefer to believe all greentexts come from one person, even if that is blatantly unreasonable. It amuses me
Yeah they are all from Anon
Yes! They actually do, Dr Greven Techt
New hedcanon accepted.
I don't even understand the concept of "green text" other than they're 4chan posts lol.
Cause the text is green, it's just a shitposting form
Yeah, and that one person is Alex Jones.
It explains a lot, you know....
You're saying it's fake, is it also, perhaps, happy in an old timey way?
No because every gay person I've met is infinitely cooler than any 4channer.
Gay people may be cool, but when you need someone to produce six liters of their own piss at a moment's notice, then you'll see the value of a 4channer
Why would I need a to seek out a 4channer for a service so easy to find?
To be fair so does every not gay person
y-you too
I mean, if the author is, indeed, popular with their own original edits and content, they may be of a true interest to an anthropologist
No professional psych person ever anywhere would do their job for free I don't care how crazy or famous their patient is, they've seen worse. This session with anon was like having to clean the bathroom or fill out a TPS report.
How interesting! You know, we would be happy to cover the costs of our future conversations and hear you talk more often
Considering their pepe isn’t limited edition, I don’t think they actually edit images. Spot on, otherwise.
Limited edition picture on the internet? Like NFT or something?
It’s easier to show than tell. Look, just please don’t save it or I’ll have to delete mine. You seem the stand up sort or I wouldn’t trust you.
Wow, and you're the 27ᵗʰ out of just 500 people on the planet to have it ⭐
Haha yeah
🤔
"the patient shows an unhealthy obsession for frogs"
"Fascinating" scribble scribble scribble
But does the doc offer tendies?
$20 can buy many tendies.
Explain!
I believe it because he has the appropriate Pepe for the post, he wouldn't be an artiste if he couldn't even manage that.
I believe it. I feel it in my bones.
