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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 261 points 6 months ago (8 children)

It is interesting how the fakest of things can offer such insight into their creator. This nothing of a human is so desperate for validation about the wasted hours they have spent editing a poorly drawn frog for the uncaring half laugh of strangers, that they invented a scenario where someone could show any interest. So detached from the world they can't imagine anyone that would care enough to talk to them, so they project interest onto the therapist they pay to speak with.

[–] [email protected] 108 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I prefer to believe all greentexts come from one person, even if that is blatantly unreasonable. It amuses me

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

Yes! They actually do, Dr Greven Techt

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

New hedcanon accepted.

I don't even understand the concept of "green text" other than they're 4chan posts lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Cause the text is green, it's just a shitposting form

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Yeah, and that one person is Alex Jones.

It explains a lot, you know....

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

You're saying it's fake, is it also, perhaps, happy in an old timey way?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

No because every gay person I've met is infinitely cooler than any 4channer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Gay people may be cool, but when you need someone to produce six liters of their own piss at a moment's notice, then you'll see the value of a 4channer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Why would I need a to seek out a 4channer for a service so easy to find?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

To be fair so does every not gay person

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean, if the author is, indeed, popular with their own original edits and content, they may be of a true interest to an anthropologist

[–] [email protected] -2 points 6 months ago

No professional psych person ever anywhere would do their job for free I don't care how crazy or famous their patient is, they've seen worse. This session with anon was like having to clean the bathroom or fill out a TPS report.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

How interesting! You know, we would be happy to cover the costs of our future conversations and hear you talk more often

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Considering their pepe isn’t limited edition, I don’t think they actually edit images. Spot on, otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Limited edition picture on the internet? Like NFT or something?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

It’s easier to show than tell. Look, just please don’t save it or I’ll have to delete mine. You seem the stand up sort or I wouldn’t trust you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Wow, and you're the 27ᵗʰ out of just 500 people on the planet to have it ⭐

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago