I've shat my bed, can I sleep in yours instead.
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"Do you like Apple Pie? Wanna F***?"
Did it work though?
He claimed it worked I guess.
giga chad
2007, on a high school field trip to an amusement park. My friends and I were all standing around outside, near a little restaurant seating area.
A teenage boy from another school came bolting over, nearly knocking over a chair. He said to me directly, βIβm lost, can you find my dad?β
He was fake twitching and holding his hands up against his chest. I was just confused, and none of us knew how to respond. Just a second later, another teenage boy (not fake twitching this time) ran up. He threw his arm around the other boy and said to me, βthank you for watching my mentally challenged* friend. Can I have your number in case it happens again?β
A teacher promptly ran over and broke up the interaction, telling the boys to beat it.
Probably the most creative attempt Iβve ever witnessed, although it was pretty clumsy. We referred to them as βMr. Twitch and Captain Pickup Lineβ in retellings of the story throughout high school lol
*not the terminology he used in 2007
"Wanna come back to my place and play house? You can be the door, and I'll slam you." - Joe Barbaro
Is heaven missing an angel, because you've got nice cans!
Unexpected Futrama
Futurama should always be expected
"Do you want millions? Millions of my children?"
Is this Minecraft? Because I wanna make your bedrock.
"your hat doesn't look good, but you look alright" negging is weird. I once got "you look like Albert Einstein" it was a guy who wanted to talk about some charity with Einstein as their center piece(?). I am still unsure how I feel about that haha
"Can I smell your boots?"