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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

When we were kids, my sister and I used to mix and microwave them

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

No, but I should try it. Mix in some bananas or honey.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

This is bizarre, but I would try it. Assuming it wouldn't be good though. Just super high calorie weird jelly

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

More like a misdemeanor

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Its like peanut butter and jelly but with extra steps

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Never tried it, but seems like it would taste the same. Would be a different consistency. I'll allow it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can't place what is wrong with this precisely, but like, man, something...

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

There is a commercial product made something like that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

They forgot the vanilla ice cream.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The biggest crime is using Skippy. Only Jif, or Peter Pan.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

What the hell?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Probably an unpopular opinion but jam/jelly seem unnecessary if you’re using a high sugar peanut butter like skippy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (5 children)

At least try it before saying something like this

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Agree. That’s like Pringles compared to regular potato chips.

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