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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

Then he turned himself into a pickle

Funniest thing I've ever seen

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How long would a pickled body stay identifiable?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Good question. Will ask my boss.

I've met this one, well pressed my face against his glass for a good hour or two. He's from 300 BC or so. He still has his eyelashes. Even this picture doesn't do the preservation justice. It looks like he fell asleep, save the rope on his neck.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wow, what the heck this looks better preserved than most mummies i ever saw.

Was this a natural accidental pickle process or an intentional practice?

I want to be pickled after death now.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

Natural, he was possibly sacrificed, maybe murdered. Either way, an unpleasant time.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tollund_Man

This is a great read, don't be intimidated. It's by one of the Time Team guys.

http://pure-oai.bham.ac.uk/ws/files/56693117/Chapman_et_al_Towards_an_archeaology_of_pain_Oxford_Journal_of_Archeaology_2019.pdf

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm sure it was accidental at first, but eventually they found out bogs were great at preserving things. There are plenty of records of people putting food in bogs to preserve them.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Didn't someone find perfectly good butter in a bog from a few hundred years ago?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Would you eat toast that had been buttered with the bog butter?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, depends on the smell. But I'd probably try a bite

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I'd probably take a bite a day after they took a bite

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

I was reading the wiki for Tollund man yesterday, and I believe they actually took a fingerprint from him.

That's pretty identifiable, I think

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Who is he and where can I learn more

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Check out the article I linked above too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Having thought a little more, the body would likely stay pickled in perpetuity as long as conditions are stable. I do not know what these thresholds are for bodies, though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh roe the rattlin' bog...

The bog down in the valley, oh

Real bog, the rattlin' bog

The bog down in the valley, oh!

[–] WeirdAlex03 3 points 3 months ago

In that bog there was an idiot

Rare idiot, a picklin' idiot

Idiot in the bog

And the bog down in the valley, oh!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

And in that bog there was a hole!

A rare hole, a rattlin' hole

Hole in the bog and the bog down in the valley-o!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

So... what I'm getting from this is that if you want to put zombies in a bog in your TTRPG campaign, they should be acidic pickle zombies.