this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

A lot of Lemmy user's see no issue here

I especially love that "Goodwyns" should have an apostrophe but doesn't lol

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe their target customers are grammar nazis who come into the store to correct them, then impulse buy a sofa.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Haha smart thinking

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

The Goodwyns thing is really annoying. Goodwyns' ffs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The "Goldwyns" was what really sealed the deal for me.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You folks have it wrong. It was actually a law firm, but partners Sofa, Chair, Recliner, & Bed all wanted to retain singular possession of the business.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No no no, the store belongs to the Bed, the Bed belongs to the Recliner, which in turn belongs to the Chair, which in turn belongs to the Sofa .

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Wrong again. The store owner is called Sofalings Chairmongersons Reclinerolinghamfords-Bedsington. Y'know, of the Stourbridge Reclinerolinghamfords-Bedsingtons. But they had to abbreviate. The store sells windchimes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Excuse me, I need to gouge out my eyes and jump from a high place. This might be the worst thing I see all day. I’ll chip in to buy them a new sign, just make it stop.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I recently learned this is called the Grocer's Apostrophe.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

The "look out, here comes an S" apostrophe.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Dutch shop owners detected!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

*it's hurt's to's read's

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I feel like I just bit a razor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

They've been incorporated since the 2010's!