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Elon Musk Begs Advertisers to Return as Twitter's Revenue Plunges (futurism.com)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Elon, yangot a 50 bil payout, just finance your dogshit website.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

The problem is that his payout, like the rest of his fortune, is in exceedingly overvalued Tesla stock. So using that to finance Twitter means selling, and every time he sells the price takes a hard dip because Tesla investors know they're standing on a soap bubble and they are extremely nervous about it bursting. Any sudden uptick in sales pressure is liable to cause a small avalanche of investors abandoning ship.

The process of buying Twitter alone cut his net worth by half because of how much it cratered the Tesla stock price.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Imagine being the wealthiest person on the planet and deciding to burn half of it to ensure that Nazis have an audience for their hot takes. Elon could have bought entire parks of grass to touch instead.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Anyone could be a CEO if this douche nozzle can. And for like 6-7 different corporations to by the way.

What do you say you do here elon?

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

Masterful gambit, Sir.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago

"Go fuck yourself."

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

He brought it all upon himself

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Well changing the name to "X" didn't do him any favors

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Twitter is a cute name. X just sounds like some perverted shit. Elon is a moron.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Go eat a dick Elon

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Saudi Sovereign Wealth Fund expects returns.

Mr. Bonesaw waits......

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I, for one, would like to hear Elon beg.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (3 children)

"I do shoot myself in the foot from time to time, but at least you know it is genuine, not from the PR department," he admitted.

A basic statement of human fallibility is an absolute revelation to this guy. I can’t WAIT for him to just shut up and go away.

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[–] sp3tr4l 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I so very hope this idiot asshole winds up either jailed and/or has his wealth severely diminished and most of his businesses fail from being unable to repay loans / convicted of fraud.

He's the closest person on earth to becoming Horatio from the Endless series, yet he's also basically a badly written Bond villain.

What a pos.

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