Image ID: a tweet captioned "my idiot son watching his favorite show: sparkling water". Below is an image of a brown tabby cat staring at a plastic water bottle very attentively.
You just don't understand.
Cord: How long have you been blind?
The Blind Man: How long have you been blind?
Cord: I'm not blind.
The Blind Man: Am I?
Cord: Do you answer every question with a question?
The Blind Man: Do you question every answer?
Cord: Talking to you is like talking to a wall.
The Blind Man: Buddha once sat before a wall, and when he arose he was enlightened.
Cord: Do you compare yourself with Buddha?
The Blind Man: No. Only to the wall