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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

So far we have three people that have made the same comment about not being the front view. I'm using copy comments as TP tomorrow.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wait. So if this i patented but has no specification about hanging it the other way, would that mean that one could patent toilet paper again, but hanging the other way?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't believe so. They will only award a new patent if yours is meaningfully different from previous technologies. I would suspect they would deem the other direction "not a meaningful difference."

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You shouldn't, but the patent office don't care about inventive height and obviousness anymore

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Ass wiping tech has come a long way. Thankfully.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They didn't own a cat and it shows.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I've had cats my whole life and have never had one mess with my properly placed toilet paper.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have four in the house and none of them screw with our tp.

You just have a cat that's more of an asshole than usual.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I like how it just looks like a log being shaved into extremely thin sheets.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (6 children)

What the fuck were they doing for toilet paper before 1891?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sears catalog and corn cobs. No lie.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This post sent me down a rabbit hole.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_hygiene

The funniest one is the Japanese “chuugi”, translated to “shit stick”.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

As absolutely batshit crazy the world is right now, it's important to reflect on what we do have. And thankfully it's advanced beyond shit sticks.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mount mine vertically so nyah

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

Funny. That's how your mom mounts me! Heyoooh!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I use both toilet paper and water

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Beard not Mullet!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

They believed in a lot of stupid shit back then.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

This could have saved relationships.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I prefer the look of overhand, but the oversize rolls pull better out of my inset holder when it's underhand

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Why is this in c/Lemmy Shitposting?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

TP, shitposting.... You don't see the connection?

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