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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

We find that men who are more dissatisfied with the size of their penises are less likely to personally own guns across outcomes, including any gun ownership, military-style rifle ownership, and total number of guns owned. The inverse association between penis size dissatisfaction and gun ownership is linear; however, the association is weakest among men ages 60 and older.

Presumably because them small dick motherfuckers spent all their money on giant trucks instead

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Tell em that. Let them research that too.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Ok, that is funny. However, this little nugget will help me sleep at night:

we failed to observe any differences in personal gun ownership between men who have and have not attempted penis enlargement

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah there’s the rub . . . uh, so to speak. They qualified “men dissatisfied with their penis size” as “men who have tried penis enlargement”

That’s just too much of a reach.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

There are both callouts. I just thought that one was kinda cute.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Well at least they have their dignity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm liberal, have a larger than average dick, and have never worried for a second about its size. Also, have had at least 50+ lovers.

And I own shitloads of guns.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Pictures or it's not real

[–] solsangraal 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

LOL they needed a scientific study for this

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, they did.

Their hypothesis was that men who were dissatisfied with the size of their penises were more likely to own guns. The opposite ended up being the case.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

In other words, to solve the gun problem make men feel like they have small dicks.

[–] solsangraal 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

i didn't read it, but what was the methodology? did they do a survey of dudes who own 50 guns and ask "do you think your penis is big enough?" and did they expect those dudes in particular to be honest?

doubt

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Boy, if only there was a way you could get that information. Wouldn't it be convenient if there was a link to the paper's abstract so you wouldn't have to talk out of your ass?

[–] solsangraal -1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

i have to read scholarly crap at work. not doing it on my own time. especially for things i don't give that much of a rat's ass about

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So maybe don't run your mouth if you're unrepentantly uninformed.

[–] solsangraal 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

lol i was asking a question, not making claims.

i'll comment all i feel like, and you'll do nothing. except apparently whine about it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I didn't know it was possible to say "I'm a jackass" without saying "I'm a jackass". TIL.

[–] solsangraal -1 points 5 months ago

i'm....heartbroken...

brb flooding the neighborhood with a river of tears

LOL

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Self reported data is always suspect. What was their margin of error?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

What about womens' boob size and gun ownership?

[–] Jolteon 1 points 5 months ago

Authoritarians: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.