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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know winters coming when the helicopters start flying south again.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To lay their helicopter eggs

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Plane eggs are luggage I used to artificially inseminate them

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Ah, so that's why my suitcase disappeared. It must have hatched

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Coming from someone who put their phone number in their username

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So... I called it. It's a place called Redemption Service. They told me I could redeem my $100 gift card lol.

Their website is ridiculous.

Master the Legal/Law Matrix! Master the Debt/Money Matrix! America’s #1 and “ORIGINAL” UCC / Redemption, Secured Party Creditor, and Sovereignty Source for Liberty and Freedom

I don't recommend giving them any traffic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Shut up greg

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

See he jokes but the white house tour probably gets at least one weirdo on a daily basis

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

On an hourly basis

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I get Greg.