this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I'm part English, part Scottish, so this leaves me somewhat conflicted. Torn between 'Yeah, right, fuck'em!' and 'Fuck off, you sore losers!'. I'll just be over here hating everyone, don't mind me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I'm a British citizen (who is three quarters Irish) and not beholden to any country, so I hope everyone has a nice time watching a good game of football. Whoever wins, I hope they are magnanimous in victory and not appalling in defeat. I'm not going to the Lib tonight either way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is a work of art (and also, damn accurate)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

It was The National wot won it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah, a bit of the old footie, what

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’m given to understand, by consensus of my countrymen, that it is, in fact, homeward bound.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

It turns out that my countrymen were regretably incorrect and it is, in fact, going to España. Again. Again. Again.