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[–] [email protected] 112 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago

Do you have any Texan in you? Would you like some?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

Now that's my kind of 3 way

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Sauce? More like Salsa, y la salsa es Texas, amigo.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago

You are Chinese finger cuffs, they are the fingers.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They're pulling an Eiffel Tower on you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They're high-fiving each other while spit-roasting you.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 74 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Which part and period of Sparta? Which social stratum? It makes a huge difference whether you're a Spartiate, a free non-citizen or one of the 85% of society that were public slaves, subject to all sorts of violence and abuse and probably fighting for your survival so hard that there isn't a whole lot of room for sexual self-determination or expression.

Also, that shield seems to small for hoplite.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Fair enough

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

Nah, its been a while since I've had any Filipinos in me

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

they're both cuties

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

i got it from insta, see description

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Both have penises.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

My kids have only one Filipino. The other is Mexican. Ha! We made Mexipinos!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Trust me, more than two are inside me 🤤😉

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I wonder if bisexual is the new cross fit.

I'm not complaining. I'm asking because you know 👀👀👀

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

The thrilla in Manila!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago