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Life pro tip: loo first, chilli chopping after (feddit.uk)
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If fresh chilli is part of your recipe, you really, and I mean really, want to go to the loo first and only then chop your chilli. After washing your hands thoroughly, of course. The other order is a bad idea. This advice applies definitely to males. I cannot comment whether the female experience is similar.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is "chop your chilli" a euphemism in this case?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It could be, depending on your particular likings

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It also really sucks to get it under your fingernails.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm almost chilli immune. But just, once in a while, I forget and rub my eyes.

Wash your hands, people. In yoghurt!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Female checking in. Can confirm that chili is not a friend to the downstairs area.