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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

is this a phone screenshot of a tik-tok screenshot of a tweet ?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

lemme post this on instagram, send it via whatsapp, upload it to imgur and have it recompressed by youtube real quick!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

To convert that to open services: Let me just post this on Pixelfed, send it via Telegram/Signal, upload it to (hmm, can someone help me here) and have it recompressed by Odysee/Peertube!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Help is here: upload it to Picsur

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

That’s a weird way to spell matrix

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I would like to buy some air conditioning

Hitachi: OK

And some science equipment, a crane and some train tracks

Hitachi: Done

Also I want to pleasure myself

Hitachi: I gotcha fam

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I would like to buy a business copier/printer/scanner.

Brother: Got you covered.

Any idea where I can get a good sewing machine?

Brother: Funny you should ask!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Magic wand moment 😂.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Me: I'd like to buy a smartphone

Samsung: ok

Me: I also need an apartment in Korea

Samsung: ok

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me: can I also get some appliances for that apartment?

Samsung: ok

Me: and you know I'll probably also need a testing kit for these chemicals that I purchased

Samsung: done

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Me: I need assisted living facilities after a small chemical accident in the home

Samsung: no problem

Me: oh, and some sugar

Samsung: fine, there you go

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Me : I'll also need a tank and a giant crane for... unspecified reasons.

Samsung: ok

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Me: also diapers, unrelated

Samsung: here you go

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or medical treatment in a hospital. Or signing up for military service and using one of their vehicles.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Or wet wipes for dogs, probably

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

ᗜwᗜ - I would like to buy a smartphone
Xiaomi - ok>
ᗜwᗜ - I'd also like to buy a pressure cooker, flipflops, bicycle, suitcases, wine bottle o-
Xiaomi - 你不会相信我会说的话

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me: I'd love any of these things without ads

Xiaomi: lmao no wtf

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah I'm fine with Xiaomi having ads on their phones. When I owned one I honestly rarely ever saw them.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I'd also like an industrial drone for dispersing pesticides and liquid based fertilizers.

Yamaha: Would you like it to match your motorcycle?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

For real though, anyone know how that came to be?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Branching- Pepsi made phones, Nintendo had love hotels and taxi services, Chinese companies are cracked etc

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nintendo? Love Hotels? I think I missed a few chapters here.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s been a bit so I may botch some of the details, but back when they were just a playing card company, the youngish CEO went to the US and toured the offices of whoever the biggest playing card manufacturer was at that time. He noticed their offices weren’t that impressive and thought, “If we remain as a playing card company, this is our ceiling.” So he started branching out into a ton of weird unrelated businesses and video games happened to stick.

So basically thank Hoyle or whoever for having a shitty headquarters or we wouldn’t have Tears of the Kingdom.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You know the sexy gamer girl cosplay thing that's going on now? That was Nintendo's idea.

/j

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Huge companies used to make a lot of stuff back in the golden age of capitalism. General electric was a big chemicals and plastics company for instance. It was just normal.

Nowadays, those mega-corporations make more money acting as a bank than they do selling stuff. They've just kept some product lines rolling because they're profitable and safe.

You couldn't just start a motorcycle company and be competitive against Yamaha. The specific expertise they have took decades to build, so why waste it by closing down those weird branches when they're still making money.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

kinda scary how we let corporations get so large. shouldn't be legal imo

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I need a good clothes washer.

Maytag: we can do that!

Nice. Where can I get some blue cheese?

Maytag: Maytag Farms

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Now I know what my wayward socks do...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

And they are quite elite on both

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

"And now I give you... The Moonlight Sonata."

Revs dirt bike engine

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Samsung is pretty cool like that. Need a TV? Samsung does it. Need a washer dryer set? Samsung. Need artillery? Believe it or not straight to Samsung.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

pharmaceutical products? samsung again (though as CMOs not as name brands as far as I know)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I learned this fact from Vocaloid (yep the one with Hatsune Miku), which is also developed by Yamaha. They had a mechanical parts department during WW2, and it survived by switching to making motorcycles after the war.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Ich: I want some freshly ground coffee. Hey, Tchibo, do you offer this?

Tchibo: Of course! That's my primary business.

Ich: By the way, Tchibo, do you know someone who sells raincoats and underwear, but basically no other clothes?

Tchibo: Funny that you ask...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Ich: I want to get into cooking. What is some very basic recipe book for beginners?

Dr. Oetker: What about mine: Dr. Oetkers Schulkochbuch?

Ich: But I'm actually too lazy to cook. I just gonna buy some frozen pizza.

Dr. Oetker: Here you go.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Together we can cancel Reddit

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

They also apparently make a digital saxophone and compound bow (as in archery) grips.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's always been funny to me is that Yamaha also seems to have the cheapest and some of the most expensive stuff too. Look at (piano) keyboards for example.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

They play all sides so they always come out on top

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Yamaha makes audio products: Pianos, Speaker systems, motorcycles...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nobody here is talking about how Exxon bucked this trend and only sells oil

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

bro took the screenshot the long way

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They make earbuds too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They make boat motors too, for some reason...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Me: i need washer Whirlpool: i got you Me: i also need WWII era military armaments Whirlpool: i got you

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