Melbourne

Always shake out your bags before going to market.

Hi everyone, just a quick heads up that I've created an account on Aussie Zone directly, instead of cross-posting from Mastodon.

So if you've noticed my username has suddenly changed, that's why 😊

Well, yah Llab has levelled up in the migraine game. Forced ED visit was a first.

Feeling human at this point, highly underrated.

Thank you, thank you, thank you to people who made drugs.

Bookends.

new to me cabinet is here, Bill Cat loves it. It really needs a clean and I'm stripping out the contact someone had put in

it's perfect for my shell collection 😊🐚

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God I'm annoyed.

Old man is 80 attempting to clean gutters (that I've already cleaned). Ladder would be 2.8m high. When I wasn't looking he moved the ladder which I had anchored and tethered at the correct angle on flat gravel. At 80, doing it in inappropriate footwear, moved it to undulating wet grass with a running hose (going all over the ladder).

So I gave him a lecture on how fucking stupid that was. He didn't take that well.

Just last month putting blinds up inside, he was scaling a step ladder in socks.

Fucken death wish.

Attempting this for dinner - Air fryer nachos

Edit - goddamn! That was really f-ing good and the kids loved it. Win

Went shopping for a birthday gift for 10yo, who apparently is into Rainbow Friends. Ugh, I hate buying Roblox game merch, like they need my money. Minipeelers started to get shitty at each other, so I bought them each a $5 pool noodle and had them fight it out in the park next to the train station. They had fun with it, and it made a few people smile as they went past.

Yay: brain fog seemed to be clearing

Nay: got short sharp shock diarrhoea immediately after eating out today

Yay: recovered quickly and took my young relative on her first ever drive and it went well

Nay: brain fog returning and can't have tasty dinner :(

Yay: I have no commitments for the rest of the weekend and a light week next week, and can just sleep, and sleep, and sleep.

The dog and I had a synchronised snooze on the couch. The kid walked past and took a photo because we looked "cute" and also to deposit a dropped chicken nugget into his bowl. He did not wake up. I have broken a Jack Russell.

Fell asleep on couch for hours. Would've stayed there if I hadn't turned off the heater at some point. Moved to bedroom which should've been pre heated between 8-11pm but the heat had all dissipated by the time I ambled in at 2:50am. I'm under so many layers but now I can't go back to sleep, grrr...

On the upside, first night without any coughing at all, probably from sleeping on the couch with my head raised much higher.

Good morning everyone. Happy Saturday

New account same fluffy butt

I have finished bg3. And I am heartbroken. It wasn’t the destination, it was the journey. And the characters will have a lasting effect on me. 10/10 perfect game.

For Low. 💖 These are the best mustelids I could find.

Good night everyone, sleep well and have sweet dreams. 😘

Just slept 13 hours. Hopefully I have paid off some of my sleep debt.

It's Saturday night and I'm so stressed because I was worried I'd made a mistake on an order and was ready to write my resignation to my boss. I think that it's time I get a new job.

Feeling supremely unmotivated after this morning's early activities, not helped by both Zooki and Sammi pinning me to the couch. Did manage to get a load of washing on though.

Went to watch Deadpool & wolverine with the fam tonight.

What a culmination of the last 30 years of Super hero movies.

Hit the right feels, whilst being stupidly violent and funny as shit.

Another Gold for the Aussies 🥇

Mens doubles tennis

Goodnight all

@Seagoon_ Let's get the ball rolling...

Much on over the weekend for everyone?

At my end, some of it will be spent planning last minute anniversary surprises for wifey. It's on the 12th of August, so I've really left it to the last minute 😔

Suggestions welcome...

I have been Deadpooled

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I do most of my shopping in Brunny and I just want to shout out and say everyone there dresses so stylishly. They might not have designer clothes but what they wear they wear so well and confidently.

This weekend is going to be so chill, it’s great

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The last of the shitty brickwork is outta the grouuuund!!!

Since i need to put in drainage anyway, thinking of maybe dropping french drain lines along the original dividers. Hubby quite liked them, but they were shot to shit and in the way of my planned wicking beds.

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Good morning everybody. Did we all have fun last night?

I don't know what to do with my life. The only thing that remotely appeals to me is secondary teaching. I gain satisfaction from seeing lightbulb moments after teaching someone how to do something, I think of myself as a relatively patient person, I care about student welfare and am passionate about the subject areas I want to teach.

I've always struggled with school (partly due to undiagnosed ADHD that I'm still not medicated for) and also I know I'd be perceived as a pushover and not know what to do when a kid is behaving poorly. I was perceived that way when tutoring.

My parents say they don't see me in the classroom. They say to do something in the medical field that's not medicine or nursing.

I'm in my last semester of my degree majoring in psychology. I've been merit listed for HR jobs which probably means I won't get something. I will probably end up going into further study, but even teaching is starting to not appeal to me anymore. I don't know what to do and the pressure is mounting to decide.

Part of me just wants to run away to the other side of the world and work as a bartender, because it would work with my sleep schedule and making drinks seems fun.