this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2024
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Anything that makes you apply your hand to your face.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (30 children)

I used a paper straw once, it fucking melted in my drink because paper doesn't work well with liquids

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Were you drinking hot coffee or something? I've used those wax covered weird things a couple times and didn't have a problem with them. I would just rather not even use a straw really.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What a bitch, fuck him with a traffic cone!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A traffic cone is too good for billionaires, barbed-wire is more suitable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'm a fan of the good old Garden Weasle, myself.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

When do we get to eat this guy?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Fuck corpo coffee

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Praying for a trueanon rule to come to pass on this worthless pond scum

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Did he say he would do it every day? I know he's not moving but in my (admittedly limited) experience execs fly up Monday morning and stay to Thursday or Friday night and fly home.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That's at least a good 6 cups of Starbucks purchased by my wife.

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