I used a paper straw once, it fucking melted in my drink because paper doesn't work well with liquids
Facepalm
Anything that makes you apply your hand to your face.
Were you drinking hot coffee or something? I've used those wax covered weird things a couple times and didn't have a problem with them. I would just rather not even use a straw really.
What a bitch, fuck him with a traffic cone!
A traffic cone is too good for billionaires, barbed-wire is more suitable.
I'm a fan of the good old Garden Weasle, myself.
When do we get to eat this guy?
Fuck corpo coffee
Praying for a trueanon rule to come to pass on this worthless pond scum
Did he say he would do it every day? I know he's not moving but in my (admittedly limited) experience execs fly up Monday morning and stay to Thursday or Friday night and fly home.
That's at least a good 6 cups of Starbucks purchased by my wife.