“WHO IS IN HERE??”
I typically try to distract my poop as I'm going. "Time to go jump on a trampoline!" or "I get to greet the Pope next" that way it doesn't get scared and run back up when it sees the toilet water.
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2024
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