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A seating chart for an "8 HOUR FLIGHT" with the text "PICK YOUR SEAT" at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
if I HAVE to, 3. we'd get along, he's not the bad guy. 2 if I were allowed to strike each time he opened his mouth.
Fuck it... I'll walk
Can you do that with the rest of them too?
9, might cop a gobby.
I would willingly sit next to Alex Jones. That guy is hilarious.
I legit think he's super entertaining, just as long as you understand that everything he says is a lie.
2, so I can finish the job the twink was unable to do
This is absolutely a "I'm not stuck here with you, you're stuck here with ME" situation.
9, Bobo seems like she'd be down for some fun along the way
This is a tough one. Initial thought is I'd sit next to Satan but then I'd have to smell Trumps poopy diaper. Maybe 9, at least there's the chance I'd get a HJ out of it.
4 Alex would be the most entertaining of the bunch.
I can ask him about this gay frogs and Sandy Hook
10, and I would pay to do it.
Give me some one on one time with Linsey I think I can talk him out of the closet.
Jump out of the plane mid-flight
I'll pick another flight.
#3 Because I know what a horny devil Satan is. Mile High club bitches!
8
Chat with Satan, argue with Botox Matt, kick Mitch McConnell's seat all flight.
If my plane ticket says 9 you know damn well I'm bringing condoms.
The actual devil would probably be a pretty interesting flight neighbor. Fun fact, I'd talked to Hulk Hogan in person more than once in random places, he actually talks "like that" all the time. He called me "brother", was weird as fuck.
Can I get the seat on the wing?
I don't know who the guy next to me is but 10. I'll be at the aisle, facing it at a 15° angle, I also pee a lot, and the old dude will probably nap soundly for most of the flight anyway
9, because then I get to kick a pedophile in the head for 8 hours straight. 100% worth the arm rest neighbors.
Thanks, I think I'll walk.
10 so I don't have to smell Donnie's dirty diaper
It's the best smelling shit you, or anyone, will have ever smelled, I guarantee it. It's the best, ask anyone.
3 or 4. Guaranteed interesting conversations from both. Granted, I love hearing people talk about unhinged conspiracy theories. The crazier the better.
Going 9. Robert and Green bickering would be fun to stoke. Plus I kinda think I could get along with Robert for the duration by annoying Ghram. I will also be leaning all the way back and throwing my trash behind me where it belongs
Wherever the emergency exit door is, so I can ~~jump out immediately.~~ open it and throw all of them out.
Oh the devil for sure! He’s the only one there who got a bad rap.
ill take the wing, or risk the cold in the landing gear chamber
I feel like Hogan and Mitch would talk to eachother. As long as I don't engage I'll be fine. Just put in my noise cancelling earbuds, queue up a couple hardcore histories, take 2 benadryl and wake up wherever we're going.
Which way are the seats facing? I figured down (Boebert sees the back of Thomas's head), since it's like you're looking at their faces as you're boarding. Some others figured top==front though (Thomas sees Boebert give you a handy)