this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2024
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You can't park there, mate

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For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).

Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

When I took my driver's test in the USA, my score was based on a rubric and so I could not be penalized for mistakes that weren't on the rubric. I managed to stall the car in the middle of the road but that was fine because whoever wrote the rubric must have assumed that no one would take the test in a car with a manual transmission.

So what I'm saying is that maybe this guy did pass, if there wasn't an explicit "doesn't drive off-road" scoring category...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Same for my sister, she borrowed my RAV4 but stalled it twice during the test. The instructor was impressed she showed up in a manual at all apparently.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I got a verbal warning from the guy doing the driving test about driving on the wrong side of the road when there was an oncoming vehicle (it was a long road) and I assume that was because it wasn't listed as grounds to fail someone. My driving instructor reckoned they all called the tester Nervous Norman and I may have scared him into passing me, so he never had to sit in the same car as me again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sorry but what the actual fuck is wrong with your country? How can you let people pass like that?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Most of that is my driving instructor giving me a ribbing for passing first time. That's not actually why I passed. My uncle drive into the back of a bus on his first test but they didn't pass him to make sure he never endangered the person testing his driving. He didn't pass until his fifth go.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

In the US? Wouldn't surprise me if they did.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That’s not too bad. Tesco and B&Q parking areas have worse offenders most days.