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Fing-longer? Smell-o-scope? What-if machine? Death clock? Empathy chip? Etc.

Personally I would like to use the electronium hat on my dogs to see what they really think... Maybe ๐Ÿค”

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The what if machine. The possibilities of that thing are endless. Products could be safety tested without the need for human or animal test subjects. It could be used you to vet political candidates running for office. If you used it for personal use then you could run every possible life decision through it to find the beneficial outcome.

The only downside is that people could literally spend their whole lives asking themselves what if using the what if machine than actually living their lives. Very much like that black mirror episode that featured the device that allowed people to relive all their memories.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The what if machine.

That thing isn't worth the gold it's made of. Stephen Hawking in a pizzeria....

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Body switching machine would be sweet. I'm off to laugh at the reaper!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a Canadian, probably some sort of universal translator that only translates into an incomprehensible, dead language

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But it does not translate out of the incomprehensible dead language does it?

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

That's actually it's best feature.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about the free will chip? I think giving free will to a robot would be quite nice. Even if it means humanities destruction ๐Ÿ˜›

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Even if it means humanities destruction ๐Ÿ˜›

Perhaps even especially