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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

They have probably gotten ticketed for an unsecured load in the past so now they throw the strap over it so that they can say they secured the load.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And yet how you secure a given load depends on the load, of course. There's no way this would fly, is there?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago

Oh, it’ll definitely fly away

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Depends on the cop but probably not.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 week ago (1 children)

*Slaps the dirt*

That ain't going anywhere

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just because "ain't going nowhere" became a catchphrase, the single negation still stands

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're just supposed to say the two in sequence.

  1. Slap it
  2. That's not going anywhere
  3. As you walk away, say "ain't going nowhere"
  4. Drive away and watch as you sand blast everything in your rear view
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

That don't go anywhat

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now he has a ratchet with grit in it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

True Grit^tm^

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe he knows something we don't... 1000003507

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

That was my thought... Since the compacted soil is held in place and can't escape laterally, it's basically a wall in the middle of the pile

I'm not sure how much it'd do, but it'd do something

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Maybe it's so overloaded that the sides started buckling and they figured that would fix it? In any event, yeah, that'll fix it!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I'll just assume the strap is holding the bed onto the frame of that junker

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

If a tarp was added to this equation it would actually do something.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Burial at Road

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Must be the same group that votes for trump.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't hit the screw with a hammer. Load securing is a different kind of politics than ruler succession of 18th century elective monarchies with a constitution.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hitting a screw with a hammer is a great way to get a screw started that's having trouble.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

You might lose foothold though.