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Holy shit he looks decrepit
His tan can only go so far I guess
It doesn't even go far enough to reach his ears most of the time. Just an orange smear ending after his cheeks.
He's old and desperate
He looks like cancer. Probably because he is a cancer.
He’s got kinda chipmunk teeth and the splotchy makeup just isn’t doing him any favors.
If Americans manage to fuck this up, who will be JD's vice president?
The MyPillow guy seems crazy enough and fit the furniture theme.
And the less-than-subtle appeal to nazis.
A loveseat?
If he's as unhinged as Trump, will he attempt to install himself as the nation's first Sofa King?
I'm sofa king tired of these clowns.
I think they'll Weekend-at-Bernies him.
Might be easier to Impeach JD if Trump keels over.
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Lol is that a real unedited image? He looks exactly like he should.
Does he really think a darker spray tan would sway black voters in his favor?
In case anyone thinks it's not real, or it's an artifact of the candid photo, here's a pic from the other day that he posed for. It was posted by the Republican that he's standing with.
He must not have a mirror with the side panels. They must push his face through a hole in a bib and then blast it with a spray can. It's ridiculous.
That being said, that's not the reason to hate him, there are many other valid reasons for that
Someone should tell him minstrel shows are in poor taste.
I kid, he doesn't care.
What an idiot. He's probably the most perfect representative of the people he represents. None of us can get true representation, and here comes along dingus supreme, the mouthpiece for idiots everywhere.
No, and this is true - he does that to himself. Every day. He doesn’t let anyone else do it.
Seriously, he’s a demented sociopathic rapist, what did we expect?
That's Cornyn. If Ted Cruz is Wormtounge, then Cornyn is Saruman.
He probably thinks that.
I think those are liver spots, his face is just one giant liver spot.
Narrator: he wasn't.
I think that's an older picture from last month or something. So imagine how he looks now, lol