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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

They only need to get rid of one little coward hiding in his bunker - Putin. It would be a whole different story if he was on the front actually fighting because so many Russians die there.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 hours ago

I wish, but he has lots of people to succeed him, who also piss and shit all over other people's stuff. Can you imagine a female version of Putin? There is one- Maria Belovna, IIRC her name. She is the kamehameha beyotch in charge of stealing children from Ukraine and putting them in "education" camps. Unfortunately she is in her maximum Cartman's Mom years. Not old, not young. I think she, even though a civilian, should be moved up the list for wet work, treated just like a Russian military officer and charged with war crimes in absentia. Car ignition go pop.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Tankies will be in here supporting nuclear options unironically.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

No they won't!

They supported nuclear options only so long as their cock-holster putin was the only one with said option.

Now it becomes 'Everyone has to forcefully disarm a rogue nuclear state for Russia!' or some other bs.

Give them time, their talking points are slow over the weekend.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're making it look like it's Ukraine's choice. They're being forced to the nuclear path by the internal enemies within NATO that are fucking everything up

[–] [email protected] 104 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (7 children)

Ukraine gave up those nukes in exchange for security assurances. If Russia is going to go back on its assurance, then Ukraine should be able to go back to the nukes. Fair is fair.

As a former SSR that held nuclear weapons on its territory before 1968, they even oughta be free and clear with respect to the non proliferation treaty.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

I been saying this for years, and it's really nice to see someone say this too while also not getting 1000 downvotes. I shed a tear of joy for the new generation

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sad when a comedian has more balls than all of NATO combined

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What the fuck is that artwork?

It’s disrespectful to South Park.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 20 hours ago

Just need to get a little cancer, Stan

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (10 children)

It's a bold move but I don't see it changing the outcome of the ongoing war. If Ukraine could build long-range ballistic missiles in the near future, I think they could regain the advantage even without any nuclear warheads. Nuclear warheads would not be useful without those ballistic missiles.

(What would happen if Ukraine did have nuclear-armed ballistic missiles but Russia refused to withdraw from Ukrainian territory? I don't foresee Ukraine actually nuking Russia, even in those circumstances.)

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Man fuck these comments, nuke Russia you pussies. I'll deliver the missiles myself if that's what you need. Strap me to the rocket and fire me at Moscow!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 22 hours ago

Name checks out?

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A truck can deliver a nuke. Just pack it in cat litter and drive it onto that bridge in Crimea. Should knock that stupid thing out finally.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 23 hours ago

Fuck it, give them a Davy Crocket and then you don't need no stinkin' ballistic missiles.

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