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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

one of my buddies dropped his sauren vape (is that how its spelled?) and it quite literally got grabbed by the nicotine elves and was never seen again. even after moving therefore nothing that could be blocking its sight he still didnt find it

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

magnets can save you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I dropped a fry 2 months ago and I still can't find the damn thing. People joke about alternate dimensions but I'm starting to think it's real.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dropped a fry, as in the potato based food?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I dropped the SCREW in the TUNA

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I always wondered how they optimized the simulation. Turns out, it was screws all along.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I think it teleports under the tire.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

*until it returns at ð exact moment your shoe is about to land on ð spot it vanished from specifically to attempt to assassinate you þrough ð soul of your foot.

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