"Any day can be Christmas when you're famous. I just ask for presents and some dipshit puts them under my tree." -Gwyneth Paltrow
I honestly don't know if this is a real quote.....it SOUNDS like something she would say....
this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2024
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While the community is named after the mastodon account Low Quality Facts it is not required to post related to that account. As long as the post is low enough quality, it belongs in this community.
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"Louis Armstrong stored jelly beans in his trumpet, which he would discreetly eat during his performances."
"If you took a persons digestive system and stretched it out end to end, it would hurt a lot."
"Whales are notoriously bad trumpet players."
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Honestly a high quality fact. Everyone can have a lil out of season christmas as a treat.