Seems too good to be true. Like you're about to be ripped to shreds and have your whole world turned to shit.
this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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And fuckable.
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I think there's a gap there to fuck.
At least two.
Source: i used to put the damn things on skewers and put them in the oven.
Do you have to remove the suppository first?
👆 This is vore.
... And super dry. No thank you
Well the post said the warmer, not the oven.
It also said cooked to perfection
Her mother found her
As in cooked and then waiting in the warmer until someone buys it. Why would you leave it in the oven, you would have to lower the temperature way down to keep it from burning and be unable to cook more until they're all gone.
These grocery store ads are getting weird.
...And just moments away from a lady taking me to her place and shoving her hands in me while she wraps her mouth around my ample dripping meat. Sign me up.
I think the dead part means it doesn’t feel at all
This is a good exercise. Do cows used for veal next
no joke yesterday I was watching an interview with a guy that has some kind of mutation and he has very low IQ. He was super happy! I was so envious!
We know how to lower our own IQs, if you really want. Alcohol, inhalants, poor sleep, and head injuries
Was he running for president?
"Cooked to perfection?"...if you enjoy hours-roasted microplastics, sure.
EDIT: Ever wondered why your costco chicken tastes like a boat load of chemicals? Check out the wrapper it was baking in under a heat lamp.