If my girl allows me to put it in her ass it’s only fair I take it as well
this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2024
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I mean there's a whole erogenous zone that dudes will neglect just because of archaic religious traditions and values
Seriously. Straight dudes are missing TF out.
Guys have you not tried pegging? Highly recommend.
Can you imagine the difficulty of keeping the inside of your butthole clean for your partner? I just don’t get how some people can maintain that. Kudos to those that make the effort.
taking the community name literally, huh ...
Lava vs magma
I think it's mostly a sight thing, as long as I can't see the poop then I don't care
Jim Jefferies has an entire routine on this, but I don't really want that in my search history.
not to be too stereotypically reddit butt...
a bidet makes it a lot easier 😅. it shoots a little water up in there like a mini douche every time. helps get those last little stubborn bits too if there are any.
I need to invest in a butt shower. No space for a bidet, but those buttoned showeheads are perfect. Visiting Oman brought enlightenment.
This person gets it
Ex was cursed to be a hairy bottom.
He did a ton a maintenance but it's a butt, sometimes there will be shit.
I had seen grosser things come out of vaginas. Sex is inherently gross (asexual bias lol)
I don't get the appeal honestly and I'm a bi guy. And I hate that every porn video devolves into anal by the way, can we get clearly labeled non small porn please?
Just get an anal douche.
What did you just call me! /s
Weird that this is a meme, that's how relationships work (anal is optional).
That's how people aim and like for them to work. But nobody does equal on everything. I don't expect my wife to carry as many groceries as me, or to deal with the heavy lifting or bugs. But she deals with shit I despise like booking appointments and dealing with the kid's school. Are we 50/50? I can honestly say I do more but I don't really care as long as everything is trucking along and we're happy
Plain verbs don't imply 50/50 IMO.
i like a mutual relationship where neither of us take it in the ass
Your loss because that shit is lit
Missed opportunity
Don't inverse kink shame. Prude shame?
My kink is extreme aversion to variety.
My kink is thirty disappointing seconds of plain vanilla missionary with the lights off.
That's where the cum button is tho
Agreed. I mean, to each their own, but I've been open and tried the gamut of butt stuff more than a few times with a few partners, and I've gotta say...just not a fan of either giving or receiving anal. Oral, on the other hand...
You don't perform oral on the hand, stoopid.
Coward.
Name checks out.
Guilty as charged! I'm deathly afraid of having to deal with fecal matter any more than I absolutely have to.
That’s why you wash first
Hell yeah brother
* step-brother
did they stutter!?
^🎵sweet home alabama🎶^
Why is the stereotype of incest, an Alabama thing? According to Wikipedia, it is only legal in New Jersey and Rhode Island.
Legitimately though.
Not to demonize ass stuff but this seems like it says boyfriends who cook and clean are gay/bi... Am I missing something?
I mean, the picture does (seem to) show a heterosexual relationship. Unless you think only gay/bi dudes do butt stuff then idk what you're reading into
This seems like a right wing meme. Really, at first I didn't see this was a shit post so that's my bad.