this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 hours ago

Fake: anon has a female friend

Gay: anon likes the tip

[–] [email protected] 43 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

SON YOU JUST GIVE EM A SMACK ON THE BUM AND A WINK LISTEN TO YOUR OLD MAN HES GOT GOOD LIFE EXPERIENCE

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Life experience has negative value when the norms of consent have evolved in a matter of decades.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 hours ago

shut up nerd

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 hours ago

*tries it on girl*

"Not me dummy!"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

At least he's trying. Body language is one of those things that makes me think in terms of "humans" rather than "people". I can't understand human body language.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

You're a non-human person?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

There are humans who don't understand human body language.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Well yes, they're clearly a robot. You think only humans read this?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

There are no robots on the Internet

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 minutes ago

Hello fellow human being! How do you do?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

 Do you want to get down?