Laura Loomer: Can you guess?
Loomer: Jk all of them.
this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2024
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I wasn't going to say anything. but you asked. yeah Jessica. it looks like you got dragged behind a 4 wheeler for a mile and the EMT's shoved a fucking saddle horn into your skull to stop the bleeding.
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