Phrased like that it begs me to ask: is that a table just for the third wheel?
this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2024
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This is perfect for dinner with my wife and kid.
cuck
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
Hurra, de cuckstoel is nog vrij
yess de cuckstoel is nog vrij
Don't tell me its for wheelchairs I don't like hearing the truth. Its a sim card and that's that
Shape of the table is wrong for that. Usually these things happen as an architectural oddity. There isn't room there for a full bench, so they made it work.
I don't think it's for wheelchairs. If it was, the corner of the table wouldn't be cut off. I mean, where would that person put their food? I think it's probably to get more room to maneuver between tables.
They should be happy to have a place to si... uh, park. Now they also want food?!
The fabled MegaSD card
The tabled MegaSD card...
Roy is that you?
My wife and I like this booth because our son's stroller fits nicely without blocking walkways =)
Ew
Normies : it's for my child or friend with limited mobility
Internet : CuCk TaBlE
Its cuck booth, good sir. I would never make a cuck table joke, thats beneath me
Ooh, it's a wedge table.
Really? I can only think this exists because they need space for a walkway.
*Wife’s son
No, he is my son too
Can you link your episode of Maury as a source?
Nah, but we got a bit of this sorta thing going on:
He's identical to my baby pictures at his age, and he got my 96th percentile noggin
I've got a boring engineer friend who'd probably benefit from having a wingman along for an awkward date. I support the three-person date!
Misread this as "Boeing engineer friend" and immediately thought they'd probably benefit from more than just a wingman.
Or a door man
rent a wingman!
Cuck booth? I just want one site where there are no teenagers, oh my God.
Facebook!