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[–] [email protected] 20 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

Oppenheimer, Einstein, Bohr. What is this guy smoking? Wait, wasn't this guy a news anchor not too long ago? Can people this stupid and uneducated really make it as a news anchor!?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Here's a hint on what Tucker is getting at, all three scientists you listed were Jewish...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

Settle down child, and let me tell you the tale of Ron Burgundy...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

I thought he was always on Fox. Which is merely a very stupid, malicious child pretending to be a news channel.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

Don't forget Lise Meitner!

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Looking at the content of the message and the name of the source, I thought this had to be satire. But the site seems to be an actual news site, and other news sites corroborate the story. Which brings me to the question I wanted to ask:

What the fuck‽

[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Am i trippin or did u just type a fkn exclamation question mark😭😭😭

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Only found out yesterday that most phone keyboards have it by default, and I'm making the most of it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

What‽

Oh yeah, on Android hold down the ? button, it's right there.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I also switched to an Icelandic keyboard so I can type ð þorn and eð, and ðen found out ðat people hate it when you use ðem.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

ð þorn

How different is that from normal porn?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

It's the same, just with extra volcanos.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Ooohhh, now that sounds hot!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

They're missing out, then.

Villagers: Let's sacrifice a virgin to the volcano god.

Virgin: Help me, step-bro!

"Plot": proceeds as one would expect

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

It's an interrobang, baby

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

How tf am i JUST finding out about this ‽‽‽

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago

If anything/one is demonic it's fucks like Tucker Carlson.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the ol’ “if I don’t know something, then it MUST be X” argument.

Substitute X for whatever ya like! Demons, ghouls, demon ghouls…the possibilities are endless!

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Fuckin’ nuclear power, man, how does that work?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago

No one knows.

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[–] Honytawk 3 points 14 hours ago

Let me guess, this is also projection?

Tucker is a demon confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 22 hours ago

WHEN THE FUCK DID WE LEARN HOW TO MAKE GUNS TUCKER, HUH??? I WOULD LIKE YOU HEAR YOU ANSWER THIS QUESTION, WAS IT LITERALLY FUCKING GOD WHO CAME DOWN FROM HEAVEN AND WENT "hey guys check out this sick thing i just did" PLEASE TUCKER, PLEASE TELL ME.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago

Tucker is the consummate media insider and comes right out of the rich elite. He has not gone crazy - he is just cornering a niche of crazies, to whom he will sell vitamins and demon repellent.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It's well documented that Tucker doesn't believe the things he says. He's just saying things for money.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I feel like I've been waiting to come down from my high since the first time I tried pot...

Like fuck this is a long high, I know when it wears off it'll have only been like three seconds and I"ll be back in 2008 ready to go see Dragonforce at the House of Blues...... but fuck

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

I feel the same, except it is actually true because I have not allowed myself to not be high for the last 8+ years.

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[–] [email protected] 132 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

In case anyone wants the answer, it's late December 1938, when two physicists went for a walk in the snow near Stockholm to discuss findings a colleague sent via letter.

Further reading: Lise Meitner – the forgotten woman of nuclear physics who deserved a Nobel Prize

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Given Tucker's views on women, I don't see a discrepancy

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[–] [email protected] 211 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Dude went to see Barbie a second time to seethe about feminism. Entirely missed Openheimer. "Too long, too sciency."

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[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Been a lot of "demon" talk from him lately. Tucker's literally turning into Alex Jones before our very eyes.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have never met a person who can isolate the moment when Tucker Carlson became Alex Jones. So, where did it come from exactly? ...it's very clear to me both are demons.

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[–] [email protected] 147 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Demon cores aren't literal.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago

It's the reason why we should stick to using fossil fuel. God left us dragon poop for a reason, we're supposed to burn the hell out of it, and the earth with it.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

Wondering if he got syphilis, or some other degenerative brain disease? Almost feel sorry for him

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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