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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Why isn't anyone mentioning what Wendy's it is

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

OP knows. Keepsing it for itself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Because the way the US is going ... it kinda narrows it down to every Wendy's in the continental United States

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gotta visit the USA before it's too late

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Same goes for Taiwan

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

But that doesn't say which one OP will be at, either!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Your mom asked us to keep quiet

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, I could've been charging for that this whole time?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hey, if you're good at something, don't do it for free.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Just do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Unless you're terrible at it and have to pay the client to stay

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Plot twist: they just got fired from the Taco Bell next door.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably got fired from Wendy's.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“Had I known ball gargling was frowned upon around here…” 🤷

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then realize you're in Amsterdam where gargling balls is actually a lucrative career.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

After reading your comment, I spent 10 minutes trying to find the right phrases to get the average salary of a sex worker in Amsterdam in comparison to a Wendy's Worker in America.

What am I doing with my life?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like you're a curious and possibly decent researcher!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If they're curious about 2 things at once, can we call it bi-curious?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Since Wednesday I'm rifle-curious and ammo-curious so I must be getting by-curious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

...and the results of your research are?

C'mon, man, don't hold out on us!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I discovered nothing except self reflection

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

My work here is done :)

[–] tomcatt360 13 points 2 weeks ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

A man’s gotta eat, Mr Lehey

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

But which disgusting Wendy's back alley? There's so many!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

man, reddit pfp are ugly. Maybe it's just being corporate approved "individuality".