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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 minute ago

"Reading"

Strangely enough, reading RPG and skirmish game rulebooks doesn't seem to fit that bill.

Also, 3D printers, get your painting skills ready and paint the stuff you print. Easy peasy lemon squeezy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 minutes ago* (last edited 10 minutes ago)

I've read manual for my new 3D printer but it was in a foreign language so I had to cook up a way to understand it, luckily I travel a lot so learning languages is not that difficult for me. I hope that this writing paints good enough of a picture on how it went. I forged up some way to accelerate my learning process so that I could get trough it swift like an arrow. There certainly were some steep inclines which I had to overcome but in the end it all went swimmingly. The only issue was that I could not muster any courage to approach my crush. I just stood there like a stump and stared at her eyes that glistened like stars. In the end it turned out she was a hoe so I dodged a bullet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago

What about my practicing the Art of the Blade™?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

"Women love when i show them my extruder nozzle"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

DAMN HE GOT THE VOLCANO HEATER BLOCK!! ITS SOO LONG

[–] [email protected] 3 points 52 minutes ago

"Did your last boyfriend have a print volume this big? Yeah, didn't think so."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 52 minutes ago

and the duel extruders have so much force!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

My bf is really hot when he prints stuff for me tho.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 minutes ago* (last edited 11 minutes ago) (1 children)

Unironically, women are hot for the handyman. Fixing a friend's sink has gotten me laid more than once.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 minutes ago (1 children)

You mean those porn videos were real? Unbelievable!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 31 seconds ago

You'll have significantly less luck delivering pizza, sadly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

Also fails to mention mastery of nunchucks?

[–] [email protected] -3 points 17 minutes ago (1 children)

The number cero hobbie: don't be ugly

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 minutes ago

The difference between a 20 year old and a 30 year old is whether you prioritize a chiseled jaw and tight abs over the ability to have an engaging conversation, cook a good meal, and massage feet.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

"Top 15 hobbies that sound attractive to women"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Hiking - sounds attractive, but the woman may not actually enjoy hiking especially doing multiple day trails

Woodworking - "wow you made this desk yourself?!" Reality: Spent weeks designing and getting the right materials, spent more weeks in the shop getting everything right, spent months all together away and in a shop so you could present..... a desk (the novelty runs out real quick with a partner)

Same with a lot of them, if you're really into a hobby and it is presentable.... You've spent a fuckton of time on it. Something you could do while you were single, 10x harder to pick up or continue doing in a relationship since your time is now divided. It becomes one of those, "Yeah they love doing photography and they're really good at it!" (cue partner standing there who hasn't taken a picture in over a year looking sheepish).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 51 minutes ago (1 children)

my sister woodworks. Its so loud. On the bright side we now have a shop vac to clean the cars with so win win.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 27 minutes ago

Oh yeah, equipment is definitely a perk. It's kinda amazing how cheap shop vacs are too compared to going to a car wash repeatedly. But I think you jostled a caveat to all of these hobbies, being not broke lol. Could really put a strain on a relationship when you would previously sacrifice to get something but now you're asking a partner to do the same.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

It's a bit of both. I can see these hobbies leading to a healthy relationship, but anyone who thinks the answer isn't "hit the gym" is coping.

(Btw I'm no gym rat, but this is a fact)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 minutes ago

anyone who thinks the answer isn’t “hit the gym” is coping.

I'd put "hit the dermatologist" above it. Plenty of girls go for the skinny or husky builds. But blemishes are a universal turn off

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago

Too much generalisation for my taste.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Hitting the gym can't hurt but it's very low on my list of priorities.

Being chill, open with one's emotions, able to communicate reasonably, willing to help around etc are way higher.

Usually being a woman helps too but life's life.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 minutes ago

Those aren't really hobbies, though.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The musical instrument thing is transitory and depends entirely on the instrument.

Pre-relationship; in a popular band playing a more traditional instrument like guitar with a bunch of also attractive people (or at least part of a cool local scene) = hot

In a relationship and/or solo bedroom producing any kind of electronic music and/or buying lots of synthesizers, drum machines or grooveboxes = not hot

Also note how low "clubbing" is on the least attractive list, so no, DJs and electronic musicians who perform live don't get a pass

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

If you have a banjo, it's straight up unattractive.

Source : I have a banjo.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 minutes ago

Do you play it? I play the banjo and would never say it's unattractive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

seriously? I've known several women that fucking love banjo. I would say I've heard more women talk about how cool banjo playing is compared to actual guitars (then again I think it's just a known thing with guitars that doesn't need to be brought up). It might also depend on where you live I suppose. Roll into an Appalachian town stringing a banjo and you'll be the pied piper of the mountain women.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago

No one should undertake hobbies because they are attractive to someone else. Unless you want to join groups where you can meet people you’re attracted to, then the activity is just an excuse to mingle. But you are more likely to find a hobby rewarding if you are genuinely interested in it, no matter what others think.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I do so well with reading and cooking but really let myself down with strangling small animals.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I wonder where "gay sex" ranks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 48 minutes ago

"Nah, Babe, it's just a hobby of mine. It's nothing to worry about."

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