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Maybe swap out some production hardware or change some DNS settings.

Also it is a great time for updates

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

WHAT?? No changes on Friday! I revert all snapshots every Friday so no one gets any big ideas while we try to figure out why we keep getting weekly data loss.

[–] possiblylinux127 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I feel like this could be real. Imagine some guy writing a script that checks a condition and then restores a backup. This guy then leaves and somehow that condition becomes true 3 years later.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I was told the password policy wasn't strong enough, so I changed it, told no one, and expired all passwords just before leaving for the holiday.

[–] possiblylinux127 2 points 4 days ago

"Sorry, I am leaving to go on a trip to the bottom of the ocean"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

DNS is perfect. It takes 48h to propagate anyway.

[–] possiblylinux127 3 points 4 days ago

It normally propagates much fast

You can wipe out you network in 20 minutes or so

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just a little switching loop roulette, plug in any cable ends you find into a switch port

[–] possiblylinux127 4 points 3 days ago

I like to light my network up like a Christmas tree. It is the season after all

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Build a new conditional access policy in prod and turn it on. Report Only mode is for noobs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I love configuring seemingly small things on Kubernetes (totally not an overblown, obtuse platform to host apps on) that cause my applications to raise strange errors in production. It’s great because the rest of the company is in some weird trance (omg the weekend!) and I get to try to handle resolving it completely on my own.

[–] possiblylinux127 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This is why I like docker compose

One VM runs everything