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Rule 1: Don't be a jerkwad!
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The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.
EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.
The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
Shut up baby I know it
Use it with the wife often, mostly with success
“Hahahaha”
Oh wait. You’re serious? Let me laugh even harder.
“HAHAHAHA”
My absolute favorite line is, "Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun."
That same episode also gave us the phrase, "a partially barfed-up heart," which is a phrase I can't even type here without laughing.
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
Old lady: Like I always say, live fast and die young Bender: You should say something else
I'll use the poor as a source of teeth for aquarium gravel
“Your music’s bad and you should feel bad!”
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Thus solving the problem once and for all.
The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention. Now that is ironyyy
I was gonna go yachting in those feet!
"So, what you think you just explained was..."
"That's right. This box contains our own universe!"
"I'm having one of those things! You know? A headache with pictures"
"... An idea?"
Bender, depressed walks up to a bar:
"Gimmie your largest, strongest, cheapest drink"
Nibbler: It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time... and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather.
fry: I did do the nasty in the past-y.
Nibbler: Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains.
I've been known to day, "I did do the nasty in the past-y," when I discover I've made a mistake.
Hey, Professor. You're a professor.
My only regret is that I have boneitis
Gundersons Nuts! They're Nut so good!
I'm Shocked. SHOCKED! well not that shocked.
Hey. Fry. Pizza going out. C'MON!
Robot house
"Your mother!"
I could do without these boobs flopping about
Its actually from that same scene; "NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH FOR NO RAISIN!!!" I often say "for no raisin!!!" in my daily life. :)
Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!
Farnsworth: Dear Lord! That's over 150 atmospheres of pressure!
Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?
Farnsworth: Well, it's a space ship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.
“They’re like sex except I’m having them”.
When you do things right people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
This is so fucking relevant in the IT field
I have it framed on my wall at work.
"wooooooooo"
I know exactly which scene you are referring to hahaha damn this show.
To shreds, you say..
Well, how's his wife holding up? To shreds, you say...
If I don't survive, tell my wife, "Hello".
You just made me realize I say “I have no strong feelings one way or the other” a lot and I think usually people don’t know I’m quoting anything.
Its a beige alert!
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!"
"What really killed the dinosaurs?" " ME!!! "
"But you're better than normal! You're abnormal!"
"What about what?" - Philip J Fry responding to the professor yelling WHAT in a tiny ship in Fry's ear when the professor and crew controlled tiny robot versions of themselves to sneak inside Fry's body
“We know nothing about their history, their language, or what they look like, but we can assume this: they stand for everything that we don’t stand for. And also, they told me you guys look like dorks.”
THEY LOOK LIKE DORKS!