this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2024
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Low Quality Facts

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A community dedicated to the lowest quality facts.

While the community is named after the mastodon account Low Quality Facts it is not required to post related to that account. As long as the post is low enough quality, it belongs in this community.

A low quality fact could be a few things:

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"Louis Armstrong stored jelly beans in his trumpet, which he would discreetly eat during his performances."

"If you took a persons digestive system and stretched it out end to end, it would hurt a lot."

"Whales are notoriously bad trumpet players."

Posts can be in whatever form best displays the low quality fact.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

When tested in the real world, his device doesn't work as well and kills people because he refused to put a cover over the wiring because he wanted it to look 'cool'.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago

And it'll catch fire if you vacuum carpet with it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

You're telling me an invention by Great Elon isn't working well in real life? Oh, what a filthy pedophile you are!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It's hard to imagine someone sucking more than Musk.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Not for me. Trump is right there most of the time

[–] Maven 17 points 4 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure Musk has been sucking Trump

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago

More like we are all living in a vacuum, and Elon sucks

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I programmed a device that adds, multiplies, and divides numbers. Can you believe that? I invented the calculator.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago

You’re not thinking big enough. You invented math.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Can confirm from my username that this is false.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

10/10 comment 30/10 username.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Isn't this phenomenon called 'trybersuck'?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

I can't see an advisor telling him anything else, other than "yes" or "my man".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

this isnt even plausible lol, vacuum doesnt have an X in it