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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Because I'm sick of seeing the same trite "how is this satire" comments every time I post in this community, I've decided to start including the definition for everyone:

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

2 each month? Sometimes its 7 or 8 in a DAY.

Ah. SCHOOL SHOOTING.

Sorry. Carry on.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Repeal the 2nd

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

OH THE HUMANITY!!!

Anyway back to our regularly scheduled programming.

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