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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

She is NOT FLAT

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I thought this was dumb as shit, but now I can't unsee it. Thanks

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Stupid sexy Flanders

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Excuse me while I get my bottle of bleach .... I want to try to unsee that ... because that image looks like nothing at all

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Excuse me while I get my bottle of lotion...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s like trying to watch scrambled cable porn in the late 80s / early 90s.. if you squint just right, and tilt your head slightly you can see it!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Same brother, same…

I won’t be able to see a world map anymore.

[–] JasonDJ 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] JasonDJ 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

BILF

Billion-year-old
I'd
Like to
Fuck

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know man. That's quite the age gap.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But that thigh gap is the size of the Mid-Atlantic Ridge

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That should replace “throwing a hotdog down a hallway” as a euphemism.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

My favourite came from an episode of MadTV from the late 90s

A woman has given birth and her husband is so sexually frustrated that he just wants to get back to having sex with this wife again ... the wife pushes him off and says "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ... I'm not ready yet! ... it would be like throwing a pencil down a mineshaft!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You really shouldn't be that thirsty for salt water.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That deep water Hydrothermal vent tho

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

When her hot folds boil your foreskin off... 😩

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

the reverse circumcision, searing it shut

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Trust me bro. Humanity is collectively fucking the earth everyday. Some way more than others tho

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Milky mommy Gaia titties.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe our passion can keep the AMOC going.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some people are horrifically down bad

It's me, I'm some people

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

The Earth is thicc.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Atlantic booba.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Slartibartfast must have been feeling lonely.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Stupid sexy Atlanti-chan.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I see the legs a little differently, with mostly the left thigh & ass cheek with a bit of the right thigh in the bottom right.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You saw it like this too?

I did, and I realized that the body mechanics of left leg + right shoulder forward make less sense unless one is preparing for a twirl, or maybe the end of a forehand stroke (from tennis).

Please excuse my shitty art, I am not artistically inclined

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

It conveys the point peerfectly. I saw it like that as well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Yep, I just couldn't put it really into artistic vision. lol It does make sense if they're laying on a bed or something.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Spain and Portugal: Sure, just act like we're not even here!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Upper arm tattoo. Looks rad.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I believe in the thicc Earth

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Come to Cuba for the giant nipple.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Slightly off topic, but can anyone ELI5 why parts of the ocean way off the coast can be significantly lighter or darker shades of blue?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always thought it was to show depth.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It is. The Mid-Atlantic Ridge is clearly visible in OP's picture as a ribbon of lighter blue.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

This proves God is into thicc busty women, check mate atheists!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Someone do the Pacific

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
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