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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Does nobody else buy bread that has a twist tie instead of a clip?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

chaotic evil is tying a not because theyre impossible to get open again

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I appreciate any effort to “close” the bag.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Neutral evil and chaotic evil bread bag practitioners are NOT invited to my house.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Chaotic neutral here. The twist tie that comes with the bag immediately goes in my twist tie collection.

twist tie collection


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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Not to gripe at a funni meemee or anything but it's interesting how 2 out of 3 the "good" options revolve around straight up consumerism.

"Think about how organized you would be if you had a special box to store your sliced bread!?! (Nevermind the fact that this totally unnecessary as the bread already comes in packaging that is both more airtight and likely more sterile)"

The environment weeps.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm a cross between lawful and chaotic neutral. I use the clip, but also twist and tuck.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Neutral evil.. Too lazy to twist.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Bread box? I haven't seen one of those in decades. Maybe they have changed but they are just to make the kitchen look nice right? They don't actually preserve anything right? If you live in a humid environment that bread is going bad immediately unless you put it in an air tight container. Mold loves water.

I use bag and twist tie or clip all of the way. If I am going to use it fast or freeze it if I am not going to finish it within a few days.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I am lawful neutral but my mom's lawful evil and she throws the fucking thing away so I can't even do it :((

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’d have swapped true and lawful neutrals. True neutral is using what came with it, surely? Even though a band is better.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Lawful>chaotic isn't about better>worse. If anything, using the gear that came with the product is the definition of lawful in this context. Lawful is more about following the expectations of society. That's not the full meaning, but close enough for this post. If anything, I would swap true neutral and chaotic neutral.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

True neutral and chaotic neutral should switch

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Lawful good just leads to mice, which is more cruel than good imo. Mice are incapable of self regulating population, they will boom and suffer en masse without predators.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Somebody explain this to the trees that drop millions of nuts in the surrounding forest every few years skyrocketing not only rodent populations but also their parasites; ticks, chiggers, fleas. Predators are here, but they can't seem to catch up to the mouse output.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Normally I'm chaotic neutral, but sometimes I forget and end up being chaotic evil lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lawful neutral until the last 2-4 slices then neutral evil

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It depends a lot wheter you live on your own or with your parents.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I never expected to be in the neutral evil segment here...

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wait, I do a similar one to the twist and tuck but what I do is that I twist it and then partially re-cover the remaining breads, would that put me with the twist and tuck people or an I something else?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

neutral good most of the time

sometimes lawful neutral

if I'm lazy, neutral evil

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