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Baldur's Gate 3

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Baldur’s Gate 3 is a story-rich, party-based RPG set in the universe of Dungeons & Dragons, where your choices shape a tale of fellowship and betrayal, survival and sacrifice, and the lure of absolute power. (Website)

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Mine would have to be Karlach when she is sneaking around she goes: "Shadow-lach" and then proceeds to be sneaky and dance walk while she sneaks. She is my favorite.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gotta love when Karlach stands still too long and does the stanky leg.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I always love when I've been off in some menu or something and close it to find her just dancing in the background for no reason. She's just so happy to be living her own life, it's precious

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I feel like with her character being last to be completed, she got some additional personality the others didn't get.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Truly. She's the loveliest, most consistently off-the-cuff reason I keep playing, frankly. 🥰🔥

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Protection from a shadow curse, what else could a dingus want?" I sat there for a second thinking Did that little fairy bitch just call me a dingus?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not a single line, but the early game Wyll hitting on Lae'zel, getting shut down and then trying to hit on Shadowheart.

Shadowheart shuts him down stating that she's not playing second fiddle to Lae'zel.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This just happened to me super late in act 3 because I didn't have the party combo right until then!!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

For me, the line that caught me off guard and had me laughing is when Astarian goes to bite your neck... 'Shit' the whole situation, the facial expression, the delivery. It lives rent free in my head since EA.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Mine is when Isobel calls Shadowheart a nasty little terrier. Such a funny roast

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you guys know if you click on Astarion's portrait enough, he'll do a very inspired reading of the last paragraph of Poe's The Tell-Tale Heart?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That's amazing! Although I would have pegged Shadowheart for a Poe-Fan, Astarion would be more into Wilde or Byron I think.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Not the best, but one that made me laugh hard, Astarion after recruiting Laezel: Laezel is nice, in a "look at me twice and I'll dismember you" way.

Astarion is hilarious in general.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Grease mephitis in the sewers. This exchange pops in to my head at least once a day for some reason:

"What did the wizard say this river was called again?"

"I believe he called it 'the SYOO-ER'"

"Well what ever it is, it's impressive, and it tastes great"

Something about the cadence and delivery from the voice actors just make me laugh every time. Honestly, even for the most random of characters, all the voice actors absolutely killed it in this game.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

The Goblin trader that gets left in the Goblin camp. The way he says "Praise The Absolute" whilst brushing his finger across his nose is so well delivered. Reminds me of a character from a Monty Python sequence.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Furtive pigmy can suck it." How did that one got in there I will never know.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Where is this? It’s clearly a Dark Souls reference

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

“I’d be happy to drop my pants.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

When Shadowheart licks the spider meat and starts to get turned on, Karlach says "Do I smell beef?"