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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Alternatively, on the left is what the users originally asked for, a double cheeseburger. On the right, representing what is eventually delivered after changes in requirements are incorporated, is a deep dish pizza.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The customer using the feature:

Burger crime scene

Don't ask how they uncooked it, support was trying to help them get the cheese off.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The designed part is probably not even edible - probably glued and held by wires.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The funny thing is, they use the same ingredients for the photos… but they very selectively position and melt/toast everything

The employee making your burger isn’t going to care if the cheese isn’t perfectly positioned, or that the burger patties aren’t perfectly charred.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Or whether they've sat on it or not

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And when you bite into it, it explodes in your face

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Grade A American Bleef

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